D: Melting the honey?
M: So you think liquid honey's better than crystallized honey?
D: Yeah. Of course it is!
M: I'll grant you that it is, if we're talking about pouring it on to a warm slice of toast that's already soaked in butter, just so that the toast can soak in, but that's about it.
D: You're crazy!
M: Alright.
M: Give me an example of where liquid honey's better than crystallized honey.
D: Well, say you're licking honey off a naked woman,--
M: At that point, the advantage of consuming honey off a naked woman's body far outweighs any marginal benefit to be obtained by whether the honey is liquid or solid.
D: But if the honey's not liquid, you have to chew it off of her. That's awkward.
M: I stand corrected. Any girl that's fine with me biting the honey off of her is my kind of girl.
D: You're wierd.
