Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Saturday, December 2, 2006
2006-12-02
D starts the dishes. M comes over with a dish cloth, grinning like an idiot, trying to hold something back.
M: Yeah. Second one from the left is definitely the hottest.
D laughs.
D: I knew it! I knew it!
M shrugs.
M: Yeah, they're all fine, but definitely the second one from the left. I mean, I'm partial to the one on the right, but objectively it's the second one from the left.
D: Yeah, well, as long as you admit the objective truth.
M shrugs again. M does that quite often.
M: The honey crystallized again. I'm melting it.
M motions over towards the stove.
D: I noticed.
...
M: So, suppose you're having a conversation with a woman, and she keeps bringing up anal sex?
D: Well, what sort of relationship does she have with you?
M: What? Oh this is hypothetical.
D: Yeah, sure. But in the general sense.
M: Lets say she's a passing aquaintance.
D: Okay. Now--
M: Let's say you're in a long term relationship.
D: And she knows?
M: She knows you're in a long term relationship.
D: Well, there are two possiblities. Either she's asking just to make things interesting, or she's asking because she wants to have anal sex with you.
M: Okay. So. Would you?
D: Hypothetically? If I was single, sure.
M: Okay.
D: I mean, I personally find the idea of anal sex revolting, but I'd be hoping for some of the normal kind.
M: Well, I'd guess normal sex would sort of be foreplay for anal sex?
D: Yeah, I'd sure expect that.
M: So anyways, if she knows that you're married, and she brings it up anyways, and it's the latter then she doesn't care whether or not you're married.
D: Yeah, that would follow.
M: Hmmmm. I guess women use sex to get men they want.
D: Yeah.
M: But men rarely ever end a relationship to go to a woman they're having sex with. It's all about the sexual gratification for them. Ironically, though, I guess a lot of relationships end when they get caught.
D: Well, I wouldn't call that ironic. More like inevitable.
M: I s'pose that's true.... Women rarely cheat like that though. For them, they're more likely to spill all their secrets and form an emotional bond than they are to have sex with someone outside of the relationship.
D: Well, that's often true.
M: Hmmmm....
M: Yeah. Second one from the left is definitely the hottest.
D laughs.
D: I knew it! I knew it!
M shrugs.
M: Yeah, they're all fine, but definitely the second one from the left. I mean, I'm partial to the one on the right, but objectively it's the second one from the left.
D: Yeah, well, as long as you admit the objective truth.
M shrugs again. M does that quite often.
M: The honey crystallized again. I'm melting it.
M motions over towards the stove.
D: I noticed.
...
M: So, suppose you're having a conversation with a woman, and she keeps bringing up anal sex?
D: Well, what sort of relationship does she have with you?
M: What? Oh this is hypothetical.
D: Yeah, sure. But in the general sense.
M: Lets say she's a passing aquaintance.
D: Okay. Now--
M: Let's say you're in a long term relationship.
D: And she knows?
M: She knows you're in a long term relationship.
D: Well, there are two possiblities. Either she's asking just to make things interesting, or she's asking because she wants to have anal sex with you.
M: Okay. So. Would you?
D: Hypothetically? If I was single, sure.
M: Okay.
D: I mean, I personally find the idea of anal sex revolting, but I'd be hoping for some of the normal kind.
M: Well, I'd guess normal sex would sort of be foreplay for anal sex?
D: Yeah, I'd sure expect that.
M: So anyways, if she knows that you're married, and she brings it up anyways, and it's the latter then she doesn't care whether or not you're married.
D: Yeah, that would follow.
M: Hmmmm. I guess women use sex to get men they want.
D: Yeah.
M: But men rarely ever end a relationship to go to a woman they're having sex with. It's all about the sexual gratification for them. Ironically, though, I guess a lot of relationships end when they get caught.
D: Well, I wouldn't call that ironic. More like inevitable.
M: I s'pose that's true.... Women rarely cheat like that though. For them, they're more likely to spill all their secrets and form an emotional bond than they are to have sex with someone outside of the relationship.
D: Well, that's often true.
M: Hmmmm....
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
2006-11-22
M: What are you doing with that honey container in that pot on the stove?
D: Melting the honey?
M: So you think liquid honey's better than crystallized honey?
D: Yeah. Of course it is!
M: I'll grant you that it is, if we're talking about pouring it on to a warm slice of toast that's already soaked in butter, just so that the toast can soak in, but that's about it.
D: You're crazy!
M: Alright.
M: Give me an example of where liquid honey's better than crystallized honey.
D: Well, say you're licking honey off a naked woman,--
M: At that point, the advantage of consuming honey off a naked woman's body far outweighs any marginal benefit to be obtained by whether the honey is liquid or solid.
D: But if the honey's not liquid, you have to chew it off of her. That's awkward.
M: I stand corrected. Any girl that's fine with me biting the honey off of her is my kind of girl.
D: You're wierd.
D: Melting the honey?
M: So you think liquid honey's better than crystallized honey?
D: Yeah. Of course it is!
M: I'll grant you that it is, if we're talking about pouring it on to a warm slice of toast that's already soaked in butter, just so that the toast can soak in, but that's about it.
D: You're crazy!
M: Alright.
M: Give me an example of where liquid honey's better than crystallized honey.
D: Well, say you're licking honey off a naked woman,--
M: At that point, the advantage of consuming honey off a naked woman's body far outweighs any marginal benefit to be obtained by whether the honey is liquid or solid.
D: But if the honey's not liquid, you have to chew it off of her. That's awkward.
M: I stand corrected. Any girl that's fine with me biting the honey off of her is my kind of girl.
D: You're wierd.
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